"Awful bread wrecks my point of view."

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"Simply dull people are magnificent at breakfast."

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"How you make an omelet reveals your character."

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"First we eat, then we do all the other things."

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"Chuckling is most wonderful where food is."

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"The tummy runs the brain."

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"Life is a mix of wizardry and pasta."

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"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."

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"All that you see I owe to spaghetti."

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